Fartcoin Defies Gravity with 12% Surge as Coinbase Plans Listing
While the broader market limps along, Fartcoin just moonwalked past the competition—surging 12% on rumors of a Coinbase listing. Who said crypto had a smell test?
Coinbase's potential embrace sends altcoin into orbit. Traders pile in, proving once again that nothing pumps a coin like exchange hype—and maybe a dash of FOMO.
Another day, another token riding the listing lottery. Wall Street analysts weep into their spreadsheets as fundamentals take a backseat... again.