Semler Scientific Doubles Down on Bitcoin Bet – Now Holds $500M in Crypto
Another corporate whale splashes into crypto waters. Semler Scientific just gobbled up 185 additional BTC—pushing their total holdings to a staggering half-billion-dollar valuation. Guess someone’s not waiting for Wall Street’s permission slip.
Who needs treasury bonds when you’ve got digital gold? While traditional finance clings to its spreadsheets, forward-thinking firms keep stacking sats like there’s no tomorrow. The move signals growing institutional confidence—or perhaps just delicious contempt for the old guard’s 1% yield fantasies.
One thing’s certain: when your cash pile starts resembling a Bitcoin address, you’re either a visionary or about to give your CFO an ulcer. Place your bets.