K33 Goes Full Hodl: Treasury Strategy Now Includes Bitcoin on the Balance Sheet
In a move that screams ’adapt or die,’ crypto research firm K33 just pulled the trigger on its first Bitcoin purchase under a newly adopted treasury strategy. Because why hold fiat when you can ride the volatility rollercoaster?
From Analysts to Accumulators
No more sitting on the sidelines—K33’s treasury is now officially orange-pilled. The firm joins a growing list of institutions treating BTC like a corporate reserve asset, because nothing says ’long-term conviction’ like locking horns with the SEC.
Wall Street’s Worst Nightmare
While traditional finance clings to its 60/40 portfolios, crypto natives are rewriting the playbook. Bonus jab: Somewhere in Manhattan, a hedge fund manager just choked on his $28 artisanal smoothie.