Russia Greenlights Crypto-Linked Products for Elite Investors—Because Who Needs Regulation When You’ve Got Volatility?
Moscow throws qualified investors a bone—or a grenade—letting financial institutions dabble in crypto-linked instruments. Because nothing says ’stable returns’ like digital assets riding the hype cycle.
No retail peasants allowed, of course. The big boys get to play while regulators shrug—another masterclass in posturing over policy.