Trump Media Aims for $3B Crypto Shopping Spree—Wall Street Rolls Eyes
Another day, another nine-figure crypto play—this time with a red-hatted twist.
Trump Media & Technology Group wants to scrape together $3 billion for digital asset acquisitions, according to Financial Times sources. Because nothing says ’stable investment’ like mixing politics and volatile cryptocurrencies.
The move comes as legacy finance scrambles to decode whether this is genius branding or just another hype cycle. Either way, brokers are already dusting off their ’I told you so’ speeches.