Crypto Investor Faces Kidnapping Charges in Bitcoin Extortion Case—Because Diamond Hands Turned to Handcuffs
When hodling goes horribly wrong: A U.S.-based cryptocurrency investor now faces federal charges for allegedly kidnapping and torturing a victim over a bitcoin dispute. Because nothing says ’decentralized finance’ like old-school violence.
Law enforcement claims the suspect crossed from bullish to brutal—proving once again that crypto’s wild west phase isn’t quite over. Meanwhile, Wall Street bankers sip champagne and whisper ’blockchain solves this’ through smug grins.