SHIB Defies Gravity: 5% Rebound After Midday Plunge—Wall Street ’Experts’ Left Scratching Heads

Dogecoin’s scrappy cousin just pulled off a classic crypto fake-out. After a midday nosedive that had paper hands sweating, SHIB ripped back up 5%—because apparently even memecoins now laugh at ’macroeconomic headwinds.’

The Pump No One Saw Coming

No major exchange listings, no Elon tweets—just pure, unfiltered retail chaos propping up the Shiba-themed token. Traders who panic-sold at the bottom are currently reevaluating their life choices.

Meanwhile in Traditional Finance...

Boomer hedge funds still can’t decide if inflation’s transitory or permanent, but SHIB investors? They’ll yolo on a dog token between coffee breaks. The rebound proves yet again that crypto marches to its own degenerate drum—economic tensions be damned.

One rule remains ironclad: never bet against the irrational exuberance of a meme with a blockchain. Just maybe don’t mortgage your house to buy the dip this time.