Semler Scientific Doubles Down on Bitcoin—Drops $50M to Stack More Sats
Another corporate player bets big on orange coin. Semler Scientific just funneled another $50 million into Bitcoin—because why diversify when you can HODL?
Wall Street analysts clutch their pearls as healthcare-turned-crypto-enthusiast Semler goes all-in. ’This isn’t speculation,’ claims their CFO, ’it’s a strategic reserve asset.’ Sure, Jan.
The move follows MicroStrategy’s playbook: when in doubt, ape into BTC. Meanwhile, treasury departments at traditional firms still think ’blockchain’ is an HR software module.
Final thought: If this is the future of corporate balance sheets, maybe Dogecoin memes belong in the 10-K filings too.