Coinbase’s Armstrong Throws Lifeline to Ex-Doge Devs—’Join the Grown-Ups’
Brian Armstrong just fired the crypto equivalent of a recruiting flare—Coinbase is poaching disillusioned Dogecoin developers. Smart move or desperate grab for meme-coin relevance?
Subheader: From ’Wow’ to ’How?’—The Great Dogecoin Brain Drain
Coinbase’s CEO is capitalizing on Dogecoin’s identity crisis, offering ex-staffers a seat at the big kids’ table. Because nothing says ’serious blockchain’ like hiring the team behind an asset that peaked as a Tesla tweet.
Closing jab: Wall Street analysts predict this will either onboard fresh talent—or become the most expensive way to mine Shiba Inu memes for PR.