London’s GFO-X Launches as UK’s First FCA-Blessed Crypto Derivatives Platform—Banks Start Sweating
GFO-X just flipped the switch on the UK’s first regulated crypto derivatives exchange—because apparently 2025 needed more volatility.
The FCA-approved venue promises ’institutional-grade’ trading while conveniently ignoring the fact that crypto’s wild west rep is half its appeal.
City suits can now hedge their Bitcoin bets between martini lunches—just don’t ask what backs these derivatives when the music stops.