Meta Plots Stablecoin Land Grab—Because Ad Revenue Wasn’t Enough
Zuckerberg’s empire eyes crypto’s most boring—and lucrative—corner. After failing to mint its own currency with Libra/Diem, Meta’s back for another swing at the stablecoin piñata.
Why now? Because nothing says ’trust us’ like a tech giant diving into dollar-pegged tokens while regulators sharpen their knives. Bonus: A ready-made user base of 3 billion ’wallets’ across Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
Wall Street analysts whisper: ’They’ll probably call it ZuckBucks—just to remind us who prints the money now.’