Dogecoin and ADA Outpace Bitcoin Ahead of Fed Decision—Because Memecoins Love Uncertainty
While Bitcoin traders obsess over every Fed whisper, Dogecoin and Cardano’s ADA are quietly stealing the show—up 12% and 9% respectively in the past 24 hours. Guess the ’institutional-grade’ crowd missed the memo that internet jokes and academic blockchains now move markets.
Fed meetings used to be a Bitcoin volatility trigger. Now? The real action’s in the altcoins that Wall Street still won’t touch with a 10-foot regulatory filing. ADA’s smart contract upgrades and Doge’s perpetual ’why not?’ momentum are proving more resilient than BTC’s sideways grind.
Next stop: Either a risk-on altcoin frenzy if Powell blinks, or a glorious crypto bloodbath if rates stay high. Either way, hedge funds will overexplain the outcome in retrospect.