Fed’s Stagflation Warning Lights Bitcoin’s Bullish Fuse

Wall Street’s favorite doom-loop—stagflation fears—just handed Bitcoin a backhanded compliment. As the Fed flirts with economic paralysis (slow growth meets raging inflation), analysts spot a familiar pattern: BTC thrives when traditional finance starts sweating.

Gold 2.0? More like the anti-fiat escape pod. While bankers dust off their 1970s economics textbooks, crypto traders are front-running the ’digital gold’ narrative—again.

Here’s the kicker: every ’risk-off’ signal that tanks the S&P 500 lately sends fresh capital creeping toward crypto. The ultimate irony? The very system Bitcoin was built to bypass might be its biggest marketing tool yet.

*Cue the sound of hedge funds quietly rebalancing portfolios while publicly dismissing crypto as a ’speculative asset.’