Bitcoin Smashes $97K as U.S.-China Trade Truce Fuels Crypto Frenzy
Markets go berserk as geopolitical peace sends digital gold soaring—just as Wall Street finishes drafting its 300-page ’crypto risk assessment’ paper.
Trade deal progress acts like rocket fuel for BTC
No surprise here: when traditional finance gets cozy, crypto says ’hold my ledger’ and moons anyway. The ultimate hedge keeps hedging while bankers scramble to explain why they’re still charging 2% management fees for 0% alpha.