IRS Crypto Investigators Jump Ship After Cashing Out DOGE Bribes
Top IRS crypto enforcers bail—turns out ’public service’ pays better in meme coins than pensions.
Subheader: Dogecoin’s joke just got darker
When your tax auditors prefer shitcoin payouts over government salaries, maybe—just maybe—the ’regulated financial system’ needs a hard reboot. Meanwhile, Wall Street still charges 2% management fees to lose your money in slow motion.