Wall Street Bets Big: $84B Bitcoin Mega-Play Gets Analyst Nod
Institutional heavyweights are doubling down—Goldman and JPMorgan analysts just greenlit an $84 billion Bitcoin allocation strategy. Because nothing says ’mature asset class’ like throwing pension-fund money at volatile internet money.
The move signals a tectonic shift: crypto’s casino phase is over. Now it’s about balance sheets and yield-chasing—with extra volatility.
Bonus jab: Watch traditional finance ’discover’ self-custody right after their third exchange blowup.