Senate Stomps Toward Stablecoin Regulation—Brace for the Bureaucratic Circus
Washington’s favorite pastime—turning crypto innovation into compliance paperwork—kicks into high gear as lawmakers scramble to ’protect’ us from stablecoins. Because nothing says ’financial freedom’ like a 300-page bill drafted by aides who still think Bitcoin is a type of rock.
Behind the scenes: Lobbyists from both Wall Street and Silicon Valley are carving up the legislation like a Thanksgiving turkey. Spoiler alert: The little guys get the giblets.
The punchline? This might actually pass—just in time to be obsolete before the ink dries. Welcome to decentralized finance, now with 100% more red tape.