Congressman Pushes Bitcoin ATMs Into Government Buildings—Because Nothing Says ’Transparency’ Like Crypto in the Halls of Power
In a move that blends disruptive tech with bureaucratic irony, a U.S. lawmaker wants to install crypto ATMs in federal buildings. Because if there’s one thing the government needs, it’s easier ways to handle volatile assets—just like their fiscal policies.
The proposal could let bureaucrats swap dollars for Bitcoin between committee hearings—cutting through red tape, or maybe just adding another layer of it. Either way, Wall Street’s old guard will clutch their pearls.
Bonus jab: Because nothing bridges the trust gap like converting taxpayer salaries into unbacked digital tokens during lunch breaks.