Dinner With POTUS? Just Stake $420 in TRUMP Meme Coin

Forget political donations—now you can buy your way into the Oval Office’s good graces with meme coins. The latest crypto-grift? A TRUMP token promising access to the U.S. president for holders of just $420 worth—because nothing says ’democracy’ like pay-to-play politics with a side of Dogecoin logic.

How it (allegedly) works: Holders of the satirical token—pegged to the president’s infamous ’420’ tweet legacy—are being teased with exclusive dinners. Never mind that the White House hasn’t confirmed this scheme exists. Since when has reality stopped a crypto pump?

The fine print: This isn’t the first politically-themed token to blur satire and speculation. Remember when ’BODEN’ crashed harder than the 2024 primaries? Buyer beware: In the casino of crypto, the house always wins—especially when the ’house’ is a meme coin with zero regulatory oversight.