Altcoins Rally as MELANIA Token Defies Gravity—Wall Street Still Doesn’t Get It
Forget Bitcoin’s dominance—altcoins are stealing the spotlight again. The MELANIA token, once dismissed as a meme, now climbs relentlessly while traditional investors scramble to justify its rise.
The Altcoin Avalanche
No one told the ‘little guys’ they were supposed to stay down. While analysts obsess over ETF flows, tokens like MELANIA—backed by nothing but vibes and viral tweets—keep printing gains. Sound like 2021? Maybe. But this time, the retail crowd has leverage.
Wall Street’s FOMO Playbook
Hedge funds will spin this as ‘narrative-driven liquidity.’ Translation: they missed the boat. Meanwhile, decentralized exchanges hit record volumes as traders bypass gatekeepers entirely. Who needs a Bloomberg terminal when you’ve got a Telegram pump group?
One thing’s clear: crypto’s circus hasn’t left town. And the clowns—bless them—still have the last laugh.

MELANIA Token Launch
Just hours before TRUMP took his presidential oath, he released his token, drawing massive volume. Shortly after, his spouse launched her meme token, MELANIA Token. Initially, it peaked due to the hype but soon reversed trend, suffering from the general market downturn.
As this article was being prepared, MELANIA Token inked a deal with Wintermute for liquidity and experienced a double-digit rise.
Strategic Developments
“MELANIA signed an agreement with Wintermute to provide liquidity. Token holders will see $MELANIA tokens moved to new wallets. Additionally, the $MELANIA team is launching a new website for $MELANIA.”
This indicates that the token might undergo a broad recovery phase, aided by professional market Maker support. The launch of a new website suggests that their agreement may extend beyond mere market-making activities. There is potential for more centralized exchanges to list the token, which could drive it to new heights.
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