Story Protocol vs. the AI Apocalypse: How the World Is Bracing for the ’Dead Internet Theory’ Future

The internet as we know it is on life support—and AI is pulling the plug. Story Protocol emerges as the defibrillator.

The Botpocalypse Is Here

Imagine a web where 99% of content is AI-generated sludge. No human wit, no organic discovery—just algorithmic Franken-content. We're already halfway there.

Story Protocol’s Counterattack

This blockchain-based IP framework lets creators watermark their work like digital cattle brands. Too bad it’ll probably get co-opted by VC-backed synthetic influencers first.

Finance’s Role (Because Of Course)

Wall Street’s salivating over tokenized IP derivatives—finally, a way to securitize creativity after ruining housing and education. The dead internet might be boring, but the monetization schemes? Thrilling.

Wake up and smell the synthetic roses. The future’s automated, authenticated, and alarmingly sterile.