Tornado Cash Scores Legal Win: Appeals Court Dismisses Landmark Crypto Privacy Case
Privacy tech just dodged a bullet—for now.
The Fifth Circuit Court delivered a surprise victory for crypto mixers, granting Tornado Cash's motion to dismiss in a precedent-setting case. This ruling could temporarily shield privacy protocols from aggressive SEC overreach.
Regulators fumbled their playbook—again.
While the Feds scramble to appeal, anonymous devs are already toasting with Monero-laced champagne. Meanwhile, Wall Street banks continue laundering billions through 'legitimate' channels—but sure, let's vilify open-source code.