đ Thursdayâs Crypto Rundown: CRCLâs Surge, BMNRâs Play & RIAs Facing 1000x Leverage Madness
Wall Street's playing with fire againâthis time with crypto leverage that'd make a degens blush. Meanwhile, RIAs scramble to keep up while CRCL and BMNR make power moves.
CRCL: The Quiet Outperformer
No flashy memes, just relentless gains. Institutional moneyâs finally waking up.
BMNRâs Counter-Strike
While TradFi debates 'appropriate exposure,' these guys are rewriting the rulebook with OTC deals that bypass compliance theater.
1000x Leverage: The Ticking Time Bomb
Exchanges are handing out leverage like candy at a toddlerâs party. What could go wrong? (Spoiler: Everythingâbut the liquidations will be *chefâs kiss* for arbitrage bots.)
Funny how 'risk management' always comes *after* the first billion gets vaporized.