DOJ Throws the Book at Tornado Cash Dev—Because Privacy Is Apparently a Crime Now
Roman Storm faces trial as prosecutors escalate war on crypto anonymity tools. Because nothing says ’justice’ like chasing coders while Wall Street gets slaps on the wrist.
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The hammer drops: The U.S. Department of Justice isn’t backing down from its crusade against privacy tech, charging Tornado Cash co-founder Roman Storm with facilitating money laundering. Nevermind that open-source code isn’t a bank—or that the real financial crooks wear suits and settle for fines.
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Storm’s legal team fires back: Expect fireworks as defense attorneys argue their client merely built tools—tools with legitimate uses—while actual criminals exploited them. A precedent-setting case that could redefine where developer responsibility ends and regulatory overreach begins.
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The irony stings: Meanwhile, traditional finance quietly processes trillions in dirty money annually. But sure, let’s obsess over a privacy protocol that handled 0.0001% of that. Priorities, right?
