Nirvana Labs Secures $6M Seed Extension—Jump Crypto and Crucible Capital Bet Big on Cloud Disruption
Another day, another cloud startup cashing in on vaporware promises—but this time, the VCs brought their A-game. Nirvana Labs just pocketed a $6M seed extension round led by Jump Crypto and Crucible Capital, proving that even in a bear market, hype still closes deals.
Who needs revenue when you’ve got crypto backers? The funding signals growing institutional FOMO in decentralized infrastructure plays, even as traditional cloud giants yawn. Nirvana’s pitch? A ’next-gen’ cloud stack that allegedly bypasses legacy bottlenecks—though the whitepaper reads more like a Web3 buzzword bingo card.
One thing’s certain: in the race to replace AWS with blockchain fairy dust, the only guaranteed winners are the lawyers drafting those liquidation preferences.
