Yet Another Crypto ETF Drops as Galaxy Preps for Wall Street Debut—Because What’s a Bubble Without More Products?

The crypto ETF gold rush just got another prospector. Fresh off the regulatory presses, a new crypto equity ETF has launched—right as Galaxy Digital gears up for its long-awaited US public listing. Timing? Impeccable. Suspicion level? Let’s just say Wall Street’s ’innovations’ rarely benefit the little guy.

Why now? Galaxy’s impending NYSE debut (ticker: GLXY) has ETF issuers scrambling to ride the hype wave. The new fund promises exposure to ’crypto-adjacent’ equities—because why own Bitcoin when you can own a derivative of a company that mines it?

The cynical take: Another day, another product repackaging crypto risk for institutional palates. But hey—if 2025’s taught us anything, it’s that financialization always finds a way. Even when the underlying asset still smells like a casino.