GM Stock Flatlines After Earnings—Trump’s Tariff Band-Aid Fails to Stop the Bleeding
Another quarter, another shrug from Wall Street. GM’s earnings report landed with a thud—and even a last-minute tariff reprieve from the White House couldn’t revive the stock. Turns out, corporate welfare can’t fix weak guidance.
The Numbers Don’t Lie
Margins squeezed, EV targets pushed back—investors expected more than political lip service. The ‘invisible hand’ just gave GM the middle finger.
Cynical Finance Jab
Maybe they should’ve minted an earnings-themed NFT instead. At least that would’ve pumped the price for 15 minutes.