Exclusive: YZi Labs Secures $25M Funding for Sign in Game-Changing Round

Another day, another crypto cash grab—but this one's got teeth. YZi Labs just bulldozed its way to a $25M Series A for Sign, proving even in a bear market, money still flows to the right hype machines.
Who's writing these checks? The usual suspects—VCs with more faith in blockchain than balance sheets. But hey, when the tech promises to 'disrupt' (read: mildly inconvenience) legacy systems, who needs due diligence?
Sign's pitch? Probably something about 'decentralized identity' or 'Web3 authentication.' Because what the world really needs is another way to log in before coffee. Still, $25M buys a lot of runway—or at least a few Lambos for the team.
Final thought: If this fails, at least the bankruptcy filings will be cryptographically secure.