Satoshi-Era BTC Awakens: Why We’re Doubling Down Before Inflation Data Drops
Sleeping giants stir—10+ year-old Bitcoin wallets suddenly spring to life as inflation looms.
Hodysnatcher BTC
Coins untouched since the pizza era are executing their first moves in over a decade. Either Satoshi’s ghost learned to code, or diamond hands finally cracked.
Inflation immunity play
While traditional investors hyperventilate over CPI prints, crypto vets are quietly repositioning. Ancient UTXOs moving now suggests whales anticipate fiat’s next collapse—or just really need a 2025 Lambo.
Bonus cynicism: Wall Street still thinks ‘store of value’ means overpriced Manhattan storage units.
- $8B in dormant BTC moved—possible hack or pre-sale maneuver
- MetaPlanet doubles down with 2,200 BTC purchase
- Market flat ahead of Tuesday’s inflation print