How much is wife DOGE worth?

Excuse me, could you please clarify your question? Are you referring to the value of a specific amount of Dogecoin, or are you asking about the concept of "wife DOGE" which may be a colloquial term that I'm not familiar with? If you're asking about the value of Dogecoin, then the answer would depend on the current market price and the specific amount you're inquiring about. However, if "wife DOGE" refers to a specific investment or some other non-standard use of the cryptocurrency, I would need more context to provide an accurate answer.