Excuse me, but could you please clarify your question? It seems a bit unconventional to inquire about purchasing a "chief troll officer." Could you perhaps be referring to a specific role within a cryptocurrency or blockchain project, or perhaps a joke or meme that I'm not familiar with?
In the world of finance and cryptocurrency, there are various roles and responsibilities, but I'm not aware of any official position titled "chief troll officer." If you're looking for guidance on how to invest in a particular project or cryptocurrency, I'd be happy to provide some general advice on conducting due diligence and making informed decisions. However, it's important to remember that any investment involves risk, and you should always do your own research before investing in anything.