Trump’s Bitcoin Reserve Under Fire: Critics Slam Strategic Crypto Move as Volatility Looms

Washington circles buzz as Trump’s controversial Bitcoin reserve faces backlash—just as BTC tests key support levels.

The Skeptics Circle

Politicos and crypto purists alike are sharpening knives over the former president’s unorthodox treasury strategy. ‘Political theater meets digital gold’ snarked one hedge fund manager (between sips of $28 artisanal cold brew).

Market Jitters

The reserve—reportedly amassed during last year’s dip—now swims in choppy regulatory waters. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s 30-day volatility spikes 18% as legacy finance pundits recycle their ‘tulip mania’ takes.

Brass Tacks

No policy wonks were harmed in the making of this debate—though several Wall Street analysts reportedly suffered acute irony poisoning after decrying ‘risky speculation’ from their leveraged NFT yachts.